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Steve Skeleton

Steve Skeleton Died in 1874 due to a tragic incident involving a giant metal pole and a thunderstorm. Since then, he said that there’s been a sort of electricity in his “Funny Bone,” which has led him to a life of comedy and good-natured whims. After graduating from the University of the Underworld with a full PHD in being dead he soon met Rob at a Walmart in the marked down Halloween aisle. Since then, they have worked together to produce meaningful and funny pieces of literature in private. Although Steve’s main objective in life is to make people laugh, he also has a side dream of becoming a multinational food truck owner. He wants to call it the American Express and serve classic American dishes all over the world. Due to his complete lack of taste, however, this seems like little more than a dream.

Rob O’Keefe

Rob O'Keefe (Full name Robert Michael O'Keefe), the man, the myth, the Lego loving, cold hearted, emotionless husk of a man. He is known for few things and remembered for even less. In 2057 he will probably die of a heart attack if he isn't shot or ambushed before then. He is believed to have ties with the mafia or some other form of underground society and may even be responsible for the attacks on 9/11. The things that are most important to know about him are the incredible allure of his deep mysterious eyes and his ability to be seen without being heard. He mostly writes poetry and short stories and accompanies them with strange drawings. He dropped out of college after only one semester because quote, “It’s a scam,” end quote. On his gravestone he wants, "He died how he lived: A complete know-it-all." to be written in big bold letters. Any other information you want about him should be asked in private and preferably in exchange for cash or candy.